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We are a posse of pissed-off housewives from Crawford, Texas, the home of our beloved President George Walker Bush. Usually we prefer to leave the talking to our husbands, but recent events have conspired to drag us away from our martinis and over-the-counter pharmaceuticals and into the streets.

The dim-witted ramblings and demonstrations of the anti-authoritarian rabble that have infected our country of late make our blood boil. The sight of these smelly, smarmy sickos smirkingly besmirching our smiling President is too much to bear. The biggest questions these riff-raff face day-to-day are which Starbucks to vandalize and where to score their next bong hit. And these ne’er-do-wells dare to second guess our Commander-in-Chief? For shame!

 

Missile Dick Chicks Proverbs:
Talk loudly and carry a big dick.
Do unto others as you would bomb others trying to do unto you.
A bomb, in time, saves 9.
A country bribed is an ally earned.

 

 

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