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2008-05-10T12:29:00.003-04:00

7 May 2008

The Missile Dick Chicks will grace Houston with their presence during a 3-day visit staring today at Halliburton headquarters and culminating in the Orange Show Art Car Parade on Saturday. The Chicks are a posse of privileged housewives, finance wizards, right wing ideologues, oil barons, media mavens and munitions moguls from Crawford, Texas.

The Chicks will present the prestigious Golden Richard Award to two of Houston’s most prolific corporations, Halliburton and Kellogg Brown and Root at Halliburton headquarters locations, today at 3pm at 10200 Bel Aire Blvd., and 5pm at 1401 McKinney Street.

This award celebrates the soaring profits of the “reconstruction” industry. KBR profits have skyrocketed in the last quarter by tripling what they made in the previous quarter, from 28 million last year to $98 million this year.

The Golden Richard has been awarded to many dignitaries including Judith Miller of the NY Times, the mayor of Gretna, La., and one of our favorite profiteers, the Bechtel Corporation.

The Chicks will be debuting their new hit single “Forever War” while surfing atop their brand spankin’ new art car, a launch vehicle with a 23-foot shiny silver missile created from a WWII bomber drop tank! Yeehaw!!!!

Join us as we celebrate!!

Contact: Bubbles Bomlovah 917 209 5049

“Some of the best theater in NY!!!!” -- ABC’s Nightline 4/15/2008

Chicks to Appear at Another Hippie Rally

2007-10-23T15:17:00.000-04:00

Yes, that's right, the Missile Dick Chicks will once again taunt the peace loving, tax paying population of this country. We heard the dreadlock set will be gathering in NYC on Saturday October 27, 2007-- so we suppose you can find us in midtown, probably about 1pm.

Apparently there's hippie events in 11 different cities. We unfortunately can only be at one.

Any ladies wanting to ditch the sign waving crowd and join the dick wearers on Saturday should email sparklechick at earthlink.net_no spam.

A date with George

2006-09-18T09:04:00.000-04:00

To celebrate Dubya being in Manhattan at the same time we are, the chicks will make a special Tuesday night appearance in Times Square around 7:30pm. The usual spot, near the recruiting station and the Nasdaq.

Tuesday, Sept 19, 2006. When we get there, or approx. 7:30 pm

21 Missile Dick Salute

2006-04-28T01:00:00.000-04:00

Circumstances lately are making us want to get out on the street, even if we have to mingle with the masses. Find us Saturday April 29th, 2006 during a parade through Manhattan. We'll be drumming up support for a new war in Iran--more democracy, oil, and new markets!

Later Saturday, join us at 7pm for our 2nd Non-Annual 3rd Anniversarial 21 Dick Salute in the Center of the World, Times Square! Look for us near our favorite spot, the recruiting station for our brave military.

3 years=3 times the profits!

2006-03-17T22:42:00.000-05:00

WMD, democracy, oil--Oops! Well there's one sure thing that never changes, no-bid contracts for Halliburton! We'll be out to celebrate our stock dividends twice this weekend:

Saturday March 18th, 2006. 1pm
Times Square
We'll hang out near the recruiting station to make sure those brave young'uns can get in past the smelly protestors.

Sunday March 19th, 2006. 7pm
PS122 at 150 First Avenue, between 9th and 10th Streets in Manhattan.
Reflection, Outrage and Art. (we're infiltrating a lefty event).

Big Easy Money

2006-02-21T22:14:00.000-05:00

Some of us chicks are headed to New Orleans this weekend. We have lots of friends down there. It's a great time to be in the engineering and rebuilding business both in Iraq and New Orleans. KBR, Bechtel, and the Shaw Group are lapping up the contracts! Yeehaw! We'll pop in and see how our investments are doing. Maybe attend a ball or two. See ya in New Orleans from Thursday February 23 until Wednesday March 1, 2006.

Black is White: how to advance ideas to a gullible public

2006-02-07T10:02:00.000-05:00

This Saturday February 11, 2006 the Missile Dick Chicks will participate in a workshop titled "Making Folks Think, When They're Laughing Too Hard to Realize it" with some cheerleaders and clowns.

11:45AM-1:15PM (street action to follow)
The New School
65 Fifth Ave at 13th street
New York
register

State of the Missile Dick Chicks

2006-01-29T22:27:00.000-05:00

Tuesday January 31st, 2006 the chicks will be in Times Square to drum up support for Dubya's speech to the nation. 8pm.

Cindy Sheehan Makeover Awareness Day

2005-09-23T14:38:00.000-04:00

We have had enough of that Cindy Sheehan woman constantly grabbing headlines and distracting Dubya from vacation and other hard work. Also, she could at least have the decency to get some botox, a boob job, and wear some eyeshadow if she insists on continually stealing the spotlight. We know a thing or two about that. This Saturday there is some silly hippie parade where she is supposed to be. We're gonna tell her a thing or two and take back the spotlight!
Saturday Sept. 24th, 2005
Washington DC Ellipse

Oddfellow Mag Release

2005-09-09T14:28:00.000-04:00

We never turn down an opportunity to educate a new audience. This one seems composed of New York downtown eclectics. Charming!
Saturday Sept. 10th, 2005 6:30pm
Bowery Poetry Club

A31 Anniversary

2005-08-30T14:14:00.000-04:00

The chicks will be looking back with fondness on that lovely time last year during the Grand Ole Party in New York City. We will seek to correct the idea that anything, let alone speech, is free.

Wednesday August 31st, 2005. 8pm.
Brooklyn Lyceum
www.norman2005.com/node/715

Coney Island, Baby!

2005-06-20T01:33:00.000-04:00

This Saturday June 25th, the chicks and Dubya will be out at Coney Island while our husbands check out some real estate deals. It's an up and coming area, shhhh!. Also there's some sort of parade happening there. We hope there will be lots of military bands!

2pm; free

May Day! May Day!

2005-04-28T00:42:00.000-04:00

Apparently those hippies are out to save the world again. This time it's nukes. What's wrong with a little bunker buster every so often, we ask? We'll be giving them hippies hell, Sunday afternoon in Central Park.

Sunday May 1st, 3:16pm
Heckscher Ballfields in Central Park, near 65th St. or Columbus Circle
www.abolitionnow.org/may1.html

Tax Day

2005-04-14T23:56:00.000-04:00

An evening of gloating and singing and dancin' of course. We will be soooooooo beautiful on the grand staircase of the main post office in Manhattan on 8th Ave and 33rd Street, in honor of the little people who are paying our share again, as usual.

Friday April 15th, approx. 6:30pm-until?

Gloating, gloating, gloating

2005-04-05T00:54:00.000-04:00

Chicks wake from celebration-induced slumber long enough to go out and gloat during another hippie parade. This one is timed to commemorate the 2nd anniversary of the US invasion and mall-ification of Iraq. Look for us in Central Park.

Saturday March 19, 2005. noon-ish.

Where ya gonna have the most fun on Election Night?

2004-10-23T13:36:00.000-04:00

With the Missile Dick Chicks, of course!

We proudly announce our Swinging States Victory Tour Benefit Party
Tuesday night, November 2, 2004 7pm-until?

*DJ Filastine and fabulous acts including Darlinda Just Darlinda, Mykronesia, Vernita N' Cognita, and the B4B's Bling Bling K'ching Singers
*TV Projections for watching the returns
*Electronic Voting Booth
*Photo Ops with the Chicks
*Red and Blue Jello Shots
*And much more, including brand new numbers by the Missile Dick Chicks!

The Patriot Room at Dick Shea's, 69 W 14th St (NE corner of 6th Ave)
$10 donation

y'all come on out and party with us, ya hear?

Sunday October 17 and Monday October 18

2004-10-17T13:27:00.000-04:00

The Missile Dick Chicks are officially welcoming Australian playwright Steven Sewell to the US as he gives a talk to The New York Society for Ethical Culture (why in the world such a place should exist, we have no idea). We think he has a crush on the Missile Dick Chicks. Also, we would like to ask him to thank Australian citizens for keeping their 920 troops involved in our war, which makes it look like we have a coalition.

1:15pm; 2 West 64th Street at Central Park West. free

Later Sunday we will return to DUMBO to play with the One Arm Red folks and their fabulous red convertible.

4:00pm; near Jacques Torres at 66 Water St. free

Monday Oct 19th we meet up again with Mr. Sewell at the Freedom Follies at The Tank.

7pm; 32 West 42nd Street, between 9th and 10th Avenues.

Double Trouble in Brooklyn Sat. Oct 16

2004-10-16T13:18:00.000-04:00

at 2:45pm Brooklyn Peace Fair 2004. www.brooklynpeace.org/events
NEW LOCATION: YWCA
30 Third Avenue, at Atlantic Ave.
Convenient transportation from all neighborhoods in Brooklyn
Subway: D, Q, 2, 3, 4, 5 to Atlantic Ave., B, M, N, R to Pacific Street, A, C, G to Hoyt Schermerhorn.

then at 4:00pm DUMBO Art Under the Bridge
www.dumboartscenter.org/festival

F TRAIN to York Street.
Turn right on Jay Street

A/C TRAIN to High Street.
(from Manhattan, exit at back of train; from Brooklyn, exit at front of train). Cross Cadman Plaza West, walk through the park, bear left, walk downhill on Cadman Plaza East/Washington St.

Let the Eagle Soar!

2004-10-04T19:11:00.000-04:00

Tonight we bring our act to the Barrow Street Theater, where we will try to convince the producers of the new comedy "Eat the Taste" to stage our beautiful choreography of John Ashcroft's most famous song "Let the Eagle Soar". The play opens tonight Monday Oct 4th. We will be there at 8pm between the early and late show. 27 Barrow Street.

Swingin' State Tour

2004-09-13T14:21:00.000-04:00

The tour is a reality! The MISSILE DICK CHICKS, rich housewives from CRAWFORD, TEXAS, hit the
road on September 14th to bring their special singing, swinging and
dancing routines to your area and they can't wait to show everyone their
PATRIOT MISSILES, PAID FOR BY YOUR TAX DOLLARS! Dolly Daily Bombings
says, "WE LOVE WAR AND OIL - IT MAKES US HOT!"

The Chicks will be making appearances in the following cities on these dates:

Sept 14th-15th Cleveland, OH
Sept 15th-16th Columbus, OH
Sept 16th-17th Dayton, OH & Antioch University: 8pm Antioch Coffee Shop
Sept 17th Cincinnati, OH: 9pm Sitwell's
Sept 18th-19th Asheville, NC
Sept 20th Raleigh-Durham, NC
Sept 20th-21st Charlottesville, VA
Sept 22nd Washington, DC

Exact details are still TBA so please keep checking this site or email Candy_Can at MissileDickChicks.net
ON ELECTION DAY, the chicks remind you to "TRUST YOUR FEAR, VOTE FOR
DUBYA."

The parties never end!

2004-08-26T00:13:00.000-04:00

Thursday Aug. 26th the Missile Dick Chicks will be out a little earlier than usual, hopefully just in time to greet the rush hour crowd in Times Square.

Of course all during the RNC we will be busy hopping from one party to the next. Here's hoping all the pharmaceutical companies spring for more expensive champagne and better caviar than what we got at the DNC. If you're looking for the Missile Dick Chicks during the RNC just open your eyes. We'll be everywhere we can find a party with our fellow GOPers. Hopefully we'll do some shopping too with all our friends in town.

On Tuesday Aug. 31st the late night crowd can find us performing at some boat called the Frying Pan. midnight-ish.

Wednesday Sept. 1st is Siberia Bar at 1am-ish. 356 W. 40th St. @ 9th Ave.

Gigs Galore starting Thursday August 19th

2004-08-18T23:34:00.000-04:00

Thursday we'll try for our usual spot in front of the Nasdaq but the lovely men in blue seem to want to hang out there more frequently lately. Other places to catch our act are in the recruiting triangle and ambling around Time Square; approx 7:30pm.

Saturday August 21st MDC performs in the Howl Festival's Way the F*ck off Broadway.
MDC are expect to take the stage around 2:30pm in Thompkin's Square Park in the East Village. Free.

After the Howl Festival we're over to Williamsburg for a big music festival also featuring Vernon Reid. til 8pm. Donation.

Then take your vitamins because later that evening we'll be at the Rubalad party in the Lower East Side, also part of this year's Howl Festival.
107 Suffolk St. Party starts at 10pm; $10. MDC will present our tribute to John Ashcroft "Let the Mighty Eagle Soar".

Monday August 23rd we're still Howlin' with the Warwhorz: GENDER, WAR, & CONSUMERISM.
Generation X Garden, E. 4th St. (Aves B & C). Show begins at 8pm, MDC go on approx. 10pm. Donation.

Tuesday August 24th the Howl Closing Night party and RNC welcome party.
Webster Hall, 125 E. 11th St. $10

8/12, Thursday night at Times Square

2004-08-12T15:20:00.000-04:00

After visiting our lovely friend and ally Jeb Bush in Tallahassee last weekend (we had a splendid party at the governors mansion), the Missile Dick Chicks will be back on Times Square this Thursday. Like always, 7.30 ish at the NASDAQ corner of 43rd & Bdwy.

This Saturday we will be out in Brooklyn at the NEO-CONey Island Block Party. For information go to: http://www.neoconeyisland.com
We will be on stage around 2pm. After that you can see us at the Fashion Show.

Tally-Ho!

2004-08-04T22:20:00.000-04:00

The Missile Dick Chicks are on the road once again, this time to Tallahassee, Florida, home of the hanging chads! We'll be attending a conference which I believe is comprised of Young Republicans.

And of course we'll be checking out the malls down there to see if there's any good shopping. Dear baby brother Jeb is hosting us. He's so cute, he's next in the White House after Dubya ya know!

So, we're sorry to disappoint our fans, but we will not be out at Times Square this Thursday August 4th. We regret missing our usual Manhattan performance but we'll see you again next week.

Thursday July 29th

2004-07-29T17:21:00.000-04:00

After 2 days of crashing the DNC in Boston, we showed those democratic wimps what real texan values are, the Missile Dick Chicks will be out on Times Square tonight.
Find us 7.30ish at the corner of Bdwy and 43rd St, the NASDAQ corner.