Our first destination: Houston for the fabulous Art Car Parade on May 10th!
This trip also includes a visit to our beloved hometown, Crawford, Texas,
where we will do a special Command Performance for Dubya & The Secret Service!

More destinations on our 2008 Tour: The Democratic & Republican conventions, in Denver & St. Paul, respectively, numerous weekend excursions to rest stops in the Northeast and hopefully a trip to the Swinging State of Ohio!

We'll look for y'all there!

Yes, that's right, the Missile Dick Chicks will once again taunt the peace loving, tax paying population of this country. We heard the dreadlock set will be gathering in NYC on Saturday October 27, 2007-- so we suppose you can find us in midtown, probably about 1pm.

Apparently there's hippie events in 11 different cities. We unfortunately can only be at one.

Any ladies wanting to ditch the sign waving crowd and join the dick wearers on Saturday should email sparklechick at earthlink.net_no spam.

To celebrate Dubya being in Manhattan at the same time we are, the chicks will make a special Tuesday night appearance in Times Square around 7:30pm. The usual spot, near the recruiting station and the Nasdaq.

Tuesday, Sept 19, 2006. When we get there, or approx. 7:30 pm

Circumstances lately are making us want to get out on the street, even if we have to mingle with the masses. Find us Saturday April 29th, 2006 during a parade through Manhattan. We'll be drumming up support for a new war in Iran--more democracy, oil, and new markets!

Later Saturday, join us at 7pm for our 2nd Non-Annual 3rd Anniversarial 21 Dick Salute in the Center of the World, Times Square! Look for us near our favorite spot, the recruiting station for our brave military.

WMD, democracy, oil--Oops! Well there's one sure thing that never changes, no-bid contracts for Halliburton! We'll be out to celebrate our stock dividends twice this weekend:

Saturday March 18th, 2006. 1pm
Times Square
We'll hang out near the recruiting station to make sure those brave young'uns can get in past the smelly protestors.

Sunday March 19th, 2006. 7pm
PS122 at 150 First Avenue, between 9th and 10th Streets in Manhattan.
Reflection, Outrage and Art. (we're infiltrating a lefty event).

Some of us chicks are headed to New Orleans this weekend. We have lots of friends down there. It's a great time to be in the engineering and rebuilding business both in Iraq and New Orleans. KBR, Bechtel, and the Shaw Group are lapping up the contracts! Yeehaw! We'll pop in and see how our investments are doing. Maybe attend a ball or two. See ya in New Orleans from Thursday February 23 until Wednesday March 1, 2006.

This Saturday February 11, 2006 the Missile Dick Chicks will participate in a workshop titled "Making Folks Think, When They're Laughing Too Hard to Realize it" with some cheerleaders and clowns.

11:45AM-1:15PM (street action to follow)
The New School
65 Fifth Ave at 13th street
New York
register

Tuesday January 31st, 2006 the chicks will be in Times Square to drum up support for Dubya's speech to the nation. 8pm.

We have had enough of that Cindy Sheehan woman constantly grabbing headlines and distracting Dubya from vacation and other hard work. Also, she could at least have the decency to get some botox, a boob job, and wear some eyeshadow if she insists on continually stealing the spotlight. We know a thing or two about that. This Saturday there is some silly hippie parade where she is supposed to be. We're gonna tell her a thing or two and take back the spotlight!
Saturday Sept. 24th, 2005
Washington DC Ellipse

We never turn down an opportunity to educate a new audience. This one seems composed of New York downtown eclectics. Charming!
Saturday Sept. 10th, 2005 6:30pm
Bowery Poetry Club