Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The Winning War Machine! 

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Babs reports:

Our entry in the Houston Art Car Parade!

Bubbles Bomlovah loves the bomb!

On stage, accepting our trophy (and we didn't even buy off the judges this time!) Dolly clutches it below.

A better look at the amazing machine, created by some slackers who have nothing better to do!

More petroleum guzzling statements!
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Saturday, May 10, 2008

World Domination Tour: Leg 1, day 2 

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Babs reports:
Submitted from the road by Sparkle--May 8, 2008

Thursday was a most auspicious day for The Missile Dick Chicks! We paid a visit to the world headquarters of our #1 war profiteering friends, Halliburton, to present their head, Dave Lesar, with a Golden Richard! We were so happy to be welcomed in their lily white lobby, surrounded by pro-global profit propaganda on the in-house TV screens, we had to sing & dance!

After we entertained, the manly security team and the local sheriff saw that we got safely back to our vehicle.

Friday brought more Golden Richard action – a visit to KBR, whose profits have gone through the roof in the last year. Bill Utt, the head, was out to lunch and not able to accept his award, but we videotaped a special routine with the internal cameras to the delight of all the employees. We are thrilled that sidewalks in Houston are safe, clean, and privately owned by our rich friends!
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World Domination Tour: Leg 1 

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Babs reports:

Submitted from the road by Bubbles Bomlovah-- May 7, 2008

Howdy fans! I know y’all are dying to hear about our World Domination Tour. Candy, Lula, Sparkle , Becky and I, Bubbles arrived in Houston last night, with Video Lady. Dolly and W are still en route with our beautiful “War Machine”.

This morning, we left our host’s home and made our way to Crawford for our Homecoming. And what an exciting trip it was. We stopped in Rosebeck, Texas to get coffee and met some nice little people who were very excited by our patriotism. A patriotic fan gave us a lovely umbrella to protect our missiles from the tornado. Luckily, the tornado waited until we had passed because God loves us . We saw many long horns and woolly cowboys—wheat fields and fresh corn.

We arrived in Crawford just in time to go shoppin’ at the Red Bull souvenir shop where we bought wedding knickknacks, flag o Texas scarves and other commemorative items. W was there and we had our pictures taken with him.
We also talked to our favorite news station- Fox news.

They asked about Jenna and we almost cried, that wild child has grown up.
Our advice for her was that she should just close her eyes and do it for America.
We need more cannon fodder.

Later, we had burgers at Dubya’s favorite general store. They shore make yummy burgers in Crawford. We met a lady who had seen us on youtube and many curious children.

After our brief sojourn, we stopped at that abandoned eyesore, Camp Casey, where the whiners tormented the town and Dubya. My, it was a disgustin mess---discarded peacenik signs and dead troop memorials everywhere. Those silly hippies even grew flowers in the shape of a Mercedes logo. The camp looked like they musta run away in a hurry because obviously they were wrong. How dare they disturb Dubya just because their offspring was killed. Well, we also saw a beautiful t-shirt that said Sin-D Sheehan- where did she come from?
V-Nuts or Uranus.

We then drove to Dubya’s ranch for mint juleps on the porch at sunset! It was wonderful- Laura is such a lovely host even if she is a prude. Becky had to sneak to the bathroom to do a line with Jenna.
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Missile Dick Chicks 2008 World Domination Tour 

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Babs reports:
Election Year 2008 is going to be a great one!
What does this mean for our nation? The first woman president?
The first black president? Another white guy in the White House?
No, none of those things! It's the
Missile Dick Chicks 2008 World Domination Tour
and we can't do it without y'all's help!
Y'all please watch Sparkle's Appeal on Youtube and send the link to everyone y'all know.

To date, we have raised $4,000 that will take us to our first destination: Houston for the fabulous Art Car Parade on May 10th! This trip also includes a visit to our beloved hometown, Crawford, Texas,
where we will do a special Command Performance for Dubya & The Secret Service!

More destinations on our 2008 Tour: The Democratic & Republican conventions, in Denver & St. Paul, respectively, numerous weekend excursions to rest stops in the Northeast and hopefully a trip to the Swinging State of Ohio!

Projected pricetag? $10,000! (y'all know petroleum is at an all-time high!)
Your donations will fund everything from plane tickets & motel rooms to fishnet stockings & silver spray paint. No amount is too large or too small!

Make a TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution on the WEB
(artist name: Sparkle, artist group: Missile Dick Chicks).


MAIL a CHECK or MONEY ORDER made out to THE FIELD, earmarked to
The Missile Dick Chicks to:
The Field, 161 Sixth Avenue, New York, NY 10013

We hope to bring you updates of our Houston leg of the tour here, watch this space!
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