Thursday, October 25, 2007

Did Stephen Colbert snub the Missile Dick Chicks? 

3:49 PM (permalink)
Babs reports:
Last night Sparkle and Sybil Wars flew all the way from Crawford to New York City and ventured out in the pouring rain only because their beloved celebrity idol Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report was preaching the gospel at the Barnes & Noble in Union Square. The Chicks are so proud of Stephen for having so many fans ready to rip off his clothing and get a piece of that gorgeous flesh that only a fine tuned corporate security detail, including the NYPD will do.

Unfortunately Mr. Colbert's handers made an awful mistake in neglecting to inform the staff that we were to be put in the front row. This forced us to wait in line next to the little people for an hour and a half.

We were about to reach the throne of honor to have our books (that we will never read) signed, when a dutiful corporate low-end manager approached us. He mentioned that because we are so beautiful and eye-catching, we were distracting everyone from the main attraction. He actually accused us of purposely trying to steal the spotlight from Mr. Colbert. Well, of course that wasn’t true, so we were at a bit of an impasse. Eventually we agreed to wait in the VIP section of the bookstore while one of Mr. Colbert’s minions got our books signed for us, naturally ahead of all the other young people waiting. They must have really been in a hurry to get us out the door, I don’t know why.

Meanwhile, Videolady was there with us as usual, and since she’s not anywhere near as eye-catching as us, she went ahead and approached Mr. Colbert directly (in an orderly fashion of course). He implied he'd never heard of us, and said if we weren't happy with our treatment, then we should contact our attorneys. But we were expecting something a bit more welcoming than that from him! We are just so confused and we don’t know who to blame. After all, we are rich Republicans and we're used to marching in wherever we please. Even if our stunning looks cause a major disruption.I mean, last time I checked, you can't get arrested for being patriotic looking...or can you?
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