Tuesday, December 28, 2004

It's the End of the Year as We Know It 

6:14 PM (permalink)
Babs reports:
Darlings,

Listen, the Missile Dick Chicks don't really believe in taxes or government, but since there is a tax system in place, we believe you should use every possible way to avoid paying more tax. In some instances, you might be forced to give money to charity in order to keep it out of the government's hands. What! Give money to charity? I know, it seems counterintuitive but if you have a surplus of money sitting in your pot you should give some away now before year's end and get a tax write-off for 2004. Don't give it to just any well-meaning organization that asks for it...you should really understand how your dollars will be put to use. Take the Missile Dick Chicks, for example. We are not really a charity; we're a singing group. You've probably heard our most famous tune, "Shop in the Name of War". The Missile Dick Chicks perform mostly for the tourists in Times Square, but we also took our act on the road this fall performing for citizens in Ohio, North Carolina, and Virginia to rave reviews. Your donation can help us continue to spread our message throughout this wonderful land, as well as pay for our last trip. Best of all, your gift is tax deductible! When you make your check out to Chashama, put "Missile Dick Chicks" on the "for" line. Then mail it: care of Candy Can at 20 East 31st Street, New York, NY 10016. Keep up with our latest antics by checking our website. Happy 2005!

Love,

The Missile Dick Chicks
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