Swingin' State Tour 

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The tour is a reality! The MISSILE DICK CHICKS, rich housewives from CRAWFORD, TEXAS, hit the
road on September 14th to bring their special singing, swinging and
dancing routines to your area and they can't wait to show everyone their
PATRIOT MISSILES, PAID FOR BY YOUR TAX DOLLARS! Dolly Daily Bombings
says, "WE LOVE WAR AND OIL - IT MAKES US HOT!"

The Chicks will be making appearances in the following cities on these dates:

Sept 14th-15th Cleveland, OH
Sept 15th-16th Columbus, OH
Sept 16th-17th Dayton, OH & Antioch University: 8pm Antioch Coffee Shop
Sept 17th Cincinnati, OH: 9pm Sitwell's
Sept 18th-19th Asheville, NC
Sept 20th Raleigh-Durham, NC
Sept 20th-21st Charlottesville, VA
Sept 22nd Washington, DC

Exact details are still TBA so please keep checking this site or email Candy_Can at MissileDickChicks.net
ON ELECTION DAY, the chicks remind you to "TRUST YOUR FEAR, VOTE FOR
DUBYA."

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