Sunday, March 06, 2005

Fun in Europe 

4:33 PM (permalink)
Babs reports:
Here's a recent dispatch from Candy-Can on holiday in Germany.

You wouldn't believe what happened Sunday two weeks ago. I was sitting in my Black Forest castle, getting bored from all the winter wonderland, when I got a phone call. Surprise, it was Laura! I didn't even know that she and Dubya were in Europe. So she picked me up Tuesday on Airforce One and we had a great week of partying. The fun started right when we landed in Frankfurt airport. They closed the whole airport for over an hour, so that we could speed in our stretch humvee across all the runways. Even the german chancellor had to wait in the air until after we left. Then we drove to that town, I forgot the name, it starts with an m like martini, and there were no people nowhere. We had the whole autobahn and the inner city for ouselves. On demand of our lovely secret service they locked all the people who lived around the castle in their houses. For the whole of Wednesday they were not allowed to leave their houses or even open a window. Children were strip searched by the secret service when they came from school the day before. I love the Germans when they do what we want. The next day we went on to one of those eastern countries we payed to participate in our glorious oil war. We didn't need that much
security there, because everybody loves us for our money. We had a grand old party with hand-picked rich people. I had a couple too many drinks, you know me, but a wonderful time. Before Dubya and Laura left Europe they droped me off at my castle. It was a lovely week.

(White House photo)
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