The Missile Dick Chicks are on the road once again, this time to Tallahassee, Florida, home of the hanging chads! We'll be attending a conference which I believe is comprised of Young Republicans.

And of course we'll be checking out the malls down there to see if there's any good shopping. Dear baby brother Jeb is hosting us. He's so cute, he's next in the White House after Dubya ya know!

So, we're sorry to disappoint our fans, but we will not be out at Times Square this Thursday August 4th. We regret missing our usual Manhattan performance but we'll see you again next week.